(Decline)
- Minkyoung. / - Yes.
The news says it'll be hot soon this summer.
I guess I should clean the AC then, father.
Taehun, why are you wearing that
thick jacket when it's so hot outside?
Well, I let my friend borrow $1 million
and then he ran away.
So our family's wealth should be declining.
What do you mean?
- That's terrible. / - Our wealth will decline?
- What the... / - Gosh...
It's declining again.
It's really declining...
Hey, hey, hey...
Ow, that hurt.
Taehun, are you okay?
I'm wearing a thick jacket.
Taehun, that's not fair.
Only you and your mom have thick coats.
I'm not wearing a thick coat, father.
You made a mistake, dad.
Dear, what's with these cabbages?
Soyeong is coming back from studying abroad.
Oh, that's today?
I wanted to make some fresh kimchi.
Help me out.
- Alright. / - Sure.
- Dad, are you ready? / - Yeah, I'm good.
- Here I come, mom. / - Alright.
- Hurry, mom. / - Okay.
- Hold on. / - Hurry.
- Hold on. / - You got it?
- Hold on. / - Mom!
Mom, I'll get hurt.
- You got it? / - Hold on.
- Here I go. / - Hold on.
- Hold on. / - Mom...
Just hold on...
- There you go, mom. / - Here I go, Taehun.
There you go.
- Dad! / - There!
I did it!
- You did it. / - I did it, dad.
- Father, pass the cabbages. / - Sure.
- Cabbage. / - Cabbage.
I need chili powder.
- Chili powder. / - Chili powder.
I'll just sprinkle some chili powder...
Mix it up... And now it's kimchi.
- You sure made it fast. / - It looks good.
- Taehun, taste this. / - Taehun, you taste it.
- Hold on. / - Can you give me a taste?
See if it's seasoned right.
The house is declining more.
I'm sorry.
- Mom! / - Minkyoung.
The kimchi's really spicy.
I'm sorry, father.
- Dear. / - Dad, you have kimchi in your ear.
My ear ate kimchi, dear.
As long as you eat it somehow.
What is all this?
Come on up, dad.
I'll come up. You guys help me.
- Alright. / - Yes.
- Hold on. / - Tell me when you're ready.
- There. / - You're good?
Dad!
We're connected!
You first, dad.
You too.
Here, dad. Use these to climb up.
Father...
That's it, dad!
Dad! Dad! Dad!
Dad, hang in there!
That's it...
Dad!
I got him.
Grandpa!
Hang on.
- You're almost there. / - There you go.
There.
You got up there, dad.
Mom, dad, grandpa!
Oh, Soyeong is home!
I missed you all!
It's been so long.
Come give me a hug, my little girl.
Mom, I have someone I want to introduce you to.
Who?
Come on in.
- Honey. / - Goodness...
Hello, I'm Fabien.
Mom, this is my boyfriend.
Gosh...
- How cute. / - Goodness!
- Soyeong, that's your mom? / - Yeah.
That brat...
We sent you abroad to study.
Goodness...
- He's so good at running up. / - What the...
I wanted to meet you, mom.
Goodness gracious... What a sweet guy.
- What the... / - How is he sweet?
Hey! Act Korean if you're in Korea.
Back in our day, you got on your knees
and bowed to your elders.
- I'm good at bowing. / - Then do it here.
- Then sit down. / - What?
You should be seated so I can bow to you.
- Sit down. / - He's right.
Yes.
- Let me bow to you. / - Why did you bring it up?
Dad, let's sit down then.
I'll help.
Grab that.
Can we even sit here?
Just sit there.
- He said to sit there. / - Sit here?
Easier said than done.
Please don't catch colds this year...
- Stay warm... / - Hurry and bow.
I hope you live long lives...
I said I'd bow to you.
Why'd you crash into each other?
He talks too much!
- I missed you, grandpa. / - Ow, my back.
- Are you in pain, dad? / - Your back hurts?
I bought a gift for your health.
It's from Bordeaux, France.
- Is it wine? / - It's an acupressure mat.
- Ta-da. I brought it. / - An acupressure mat?
- Give it to me. / - Here I go.
Dad, grandpa, come on up.
It'll feel good.
That really hurt.
Here I come, dad.
- Dad! Take me with you. / - What?
Carry me.
Geez, I can't believe this...
- Goodness... / - Here I go.
I'm going to run up. You'd better hold on.
- You're going to run up? / - Watch your back, dear.
- Here I go. / - Just walk, dad.
Get off me!
You're not even my daughter!
How could you say that, mister?
Come on up, sister.
Don't ever have me on this skit again.
We're all together.
I didn't know Fabien would be coming.
I only made fresh kimchi. What should we do?
Fresh kimchi? Awesome! I love that stuff!
- You like fresh kimchi? / - Yeah!
- Taste some. / - She made this earlier.
- This should be spicy. / - It looks good.
- You can handle spicy foods? / - Yeah.
It's spicy.
Gosh...
- Not enough salted shrimp? / - Salted shrimp?
It needs more chili powder.
- Do you have chili powder? / - Here.
I'll add a bit of chili powder.
Mom, try some.
- It'll be spicy. / - Ah.
- She likes it. / - I bet it's spicy.
It's spicy!
Mom, have some water.
- Mom, have some water. / - Have some water.
Mom...
- Mom... / - Are you okay, honey?
Have some water.
Water...
(The Girl That Used to be Pretty)
Euijin seems drunk. Where did she go?
Seonguk.
Euijin!
Come hang out with us.
- No. / - Hey!
You'd better get lost.
Let's go.
Thanks, Seonguk. That was a close call.
This is why I get nervous leaving you alone.
I'm not a child.
She's so pretty.
Euijin, let's sit.
- Seonguk. / - Yeah?
Isn't it too hot here?
Euijin! Your clothes are so revealing.
What? I have someone I have to seduce...
- Before I leave to study abroad today. / - What?
Who?
Someone who I like,
but he doesn't know I like him.
- Are you okay, Seonguk? / - Yeah, I'm fine.
Should we have just one more drink?
Yeah? Cheers.
Gosh, I feel drunk.
She's so sexy.
I love this song.
Hurry back, Euijin.
Because I'll miss you.
Whenever I was around Euijin,
it felt like my heart would stop.
I finally get to see her again after 3 years.
I sure miss her.
Seonguk!
Euijin?
Geez...
- We said you aren't allowed in. / - Lady.
The diner is over there!
I'm here to dance, mister!
This isn't a circus.
My goodness, Seonguk.
- You're Euijin? / - Yeah.
- You know this lady? / - Yes, I'm sorry!
I got in thanks to you.
- Are you really Euijin? / - Yeah.
What happened to you over those 3 years?
Everybody ages over time!
- Let's sit. / - Yeah.
Gosh... I haven't been to a club in forever.
I feel so hot.
Euijin.
- Did you get cupping done? / - Goodness!
I went to the sauna this morning
for a sitz bath and they had cupping available
so I got it done.
How does it look? Take a look.
- You're like my grandma, Euijin. / - Goodness...
If you say things like that, you'll be in trouble!
Alright, Euijin.
Why are you dressed like this, Euijin?
There's someone I have to seduce today.
Seonguk...
Euijin, do you mean...
Seonguk...
Euijin...
- How much is your monthly credit card bill? / - Huh?
This one doesn't have an annual fee.
You can just use it for 3 months and cancel it.
Help me out!
Sign this form and you get a credit card.
I have a credit card, Euijin!
Geez... I knew you wouldn't fall for this.
Geez...
Let's just drink.
I'll make you a yummy cocktail.
♪ The world is a kaleidoscope ♪
♪ Rich people stay rich ♪
♪ Poor people stay poor ♪
Boy, that looks good.
Look at this, look at this!
- Let's have a drink. / - Euijin...
Boy, the booze tastes sweet today.
Let's have another drink.
Stop drinking, Euijin!
Goodness...
Seonguk, are you worried about me?
Euijin...
You burped
What did you eat, Euijin?
My stomach feels better now.
Goodness gracious. Hold on, Seonguk.
Where are you going, Euijin?
I'm going to drop a deuce, fool!
Why did Euijin change so much over 3 years?
The Euijin I remember from 3 years ago...
I feel great after dancing.
I feel great since you feel great, Euijin.
Oh, stop it.
Seonguk, should we dance together?
Yeah?
Seonguk.
It's so nice to dance together.
She's so pretty.
Euijin, I don't want to dance.
You dance by yourself.
Yeah? Alright, then watch me dance.
Alright.
Seonguk! Are you okay?
I'm sorry, Euijin. My legs got all weak.
- Are you okay? / - Yeah, I'm fine.
Euijin, I have something to tell you today.
- We should... / - Seonguk, I have to get home.
- Sorry. Got to go. / - Euijin...
The twist, the twist...
Seonguk, look at this!
Euijin.
- Behind you. / - What is it?
Goodness gracious!
So this was following me instead of a man.
What are you talking about, Euijin?
It's getting late. Let's just go.
I'll take you home.
Goodness! Which home?
Your home or mine?
Euijin!
Oh, whatever. Let's just dance.
Seonguk.
Help me turn my hips.
Stop it, Euijin!
I'm going to get naughty with you tonight!
Please go back to how you were 3 years ago!
(Pigeon Magic Troupe)
They're here to make up for their dark pasts.
Introducing Mr. Gwon of the Pigeon Magic Troupe!
Hello.
I'm Magician Gwon Jaegwan.
Before I show you my amazing trick,
I'll show you a simple levitation trick
where I make an object levitate.
I have a cup and a can of cola.
I'll pour some in.
Here we go... Abra...
Cadabra!
Amazing, right?
Now I'll try an amazing trick with
someone in the audience.
Out of the men here,
raise your hand if you think
you're popular with girls.
Me.
We'll bring you up on stage.
Don't lie next time.
What's in your pocket?
- My wallet. / - Your wallet.
I'll take this wallet
and make it levitate.
Abra, abra... Abra, abra...
Abra...
Cadabra!
Hey, it didn't work.
The wallet was weighed down by this heavy stuff.
Right?
Let me try again.
Everyone, watch carefully.
Abra, abra... Abra...
Cadabra!
Amazing, right?
There's your wallet.
What about my money?
- It's in my pocket. / - Give it back.
You son of a...
Right, I didn't have any money.
- Amazing, right? / - Applause!
Now for today's highlight.
I'll show you a chalkboard trick.
Show them the chalkboard.
There's nothing on this chalkboard.
This person in the audience.
Give this person the chalkboard.
You, in the front row.
Write any word you'd like on that blackboard.
Am I a magician or a gangster?
I'm curious myself.
- Done writing? / - Yes, boss.
Please show the audience.
(Strawberry)
Make sure the back row sees it too.
- Did everyone see it? / - Yes.
Now... We'll cover up...
This big chalkboard here.
The word...
Our audience member wrote...
I'm done writing it.
People...
I'll say the magic word at the count of 3
and pull the curtain down.
1, 2, 3. Abracadabra!
(Strawberry)
Amazing, right?
Didn't someone else hide down there write it?
I'm probably right.
- Get out of there. / - I was right.
I'm sorry.
You being there caused a misunderstanding.
- I'm sorry, boss. / - Step aside.
This time... This person.
We'll give her the blackboard.
Write whatever word you'd like
and I won't look.
Show everyone else once she's done writing.
Did you show everyone?
Alright...
Let's raise the curtain.
Again...
I'll write the same word...
This isn't easy.
I'm done.
Now at the count of 3
we'll all say the magic word.
1, 2, 3.
Abracadabra!
Lower the curtain! Abracadabra!
(epple)
- Amazing, right? / - It's spelled wrong!
It's spelled wrong?
Oh, it's A not E.
- Amazing, right? Applause! / - Applause!
(YOLO Inn)
What's taking him so long?
Beautiful...
And lovely...
Okbun!
What brings you here, Jang Manbok?
I came down from the mountain because
I heard there was a beautiful flower.
Okbun!
You're calling me a flower?
I haven't heard that since I was a young girl.
Do you know what this is?
I think so. A flower holder.
Please give me some food.
You are funny. I'll get you some braised ribs.
Okbun! Okbun!
Dear, why were you so late?
I dug up some sweet potatoes.
Why does it smell like a sewer?
What the...
Jang Manbok, you bum!
You're here to steal our food!
Don't say that. You'll offend him.
It's okay. I'll be leaving now.
Hold it! Hold it!
Stop right there.
I knew it!
He came to steal our sweet potatoes!
I got a sweet potato today!
Don't deal with that guy.
Manbok is a nice person if you get to know him.
Dear, go throw the trash out.
Why is this so big?
Oh, it's heavy.
Why are you so weak for a man?
Move it.
Just put it over your shoulder.
Where did you go, dear?
- I'm right here. / - Where?
Where did you go?
- Here... / - Dear.
I think you're hitting me on purpose.
- You were there? / - Gosh, I'm sorry.
- You're sorry? / - I'll throw this out.
- Grandpa! / - Grandpa!
It's Deulle and Dallae.
Why are you kids here?
Grandma, how about a photo?
Sorry, Dallae. I'm not wearing makeup.
How about next time? Sorry.
No, take a photo of us.
She's so weird.
See? I told you she's a stuck-up celebrity!
She's really stuck-up.
You sound like you meant that.
Why are you here?
Grandpa, we're practicing singing
to be on "Korea Sings."
You should sing trot on "Korea Sings."
That's why we're learning to sing trot
from a trot singing teacher.
It was hard to get her.
Who's your trot teacher?
Introducing the trot singer, Hong Jinyoung!
Where? Where?
- See? I told you they'd all fall for it! / - Fooled you!
Run for it!
- Those brats... / - They fooled the audience!
Those kids fooled everyone.
These fools.
Dear, have a seat.
I made a hot dog for you.
- A New York hot dog. / - A New York hot dog?
- Enjoy. / - This looks good.
Hold on. This thing is covered in sauce.
Hold on.
- You can hold it with this. / - With what?
I'll put it in here.
Eat it out of this.
This looks familiar.
Enjoy your New York hot dog.
More like a New Yuck foot dog.
Don't be ridiculous. Just eat it.
Hold it like this and eat it.
Eat it like you're at a movie theater.
- This is good. / - Really?
- New Yuck foot dog. / - Right...
Okbun, you like cold noodles with pollack. Right?
That sure looks good.
I bought cold noodles with pollack.
I've been craving this.
I should trim my nose hairs.
Why do I have so many nose hairs?
Dear, these noodles seem too long.
What do I do?
The noodles are too long.
I'll cut them for you.
Gosh, what's all this black stuff?
It's cold noodles with pollack.
- Not cold noodles with nose hair? / - No.
It's cold noodles with pollack.
Wow, how long have you grown these?
This is disgusting! You eat this!
- So gross... / - Geez...
- Sir! / - Hello!
- We're here again. / - Welcome.
It's my favorite! Cold noodles!
This looks great!
Why are there hairs in here?
Honey, that's just pepper.
Cold noodles taste great with pepper!
Delicious.
Do you want a New York hot dog too?
Thank you for offering dessert too!
Thank you!
- Thank you. / - Go finish it inside.
- Mr. Kim! / - Who is it?
I came to install your bidet.
What took you so long?
It'll be great once you install this bidet.
No! That's not drinking water.
Honey, look at my stomach.
Didn't I gain weight?
No, you look thin.
- Really? / - Yeah.
Seunghye, you have an outie belly button.
Hey, don't look. It's embarrassing!
So what? It's just us two here.
- Honey, I feel like someone's outside. / - Who?
So this is how this bidet works.
Doesn't that feel nice?
This is how it works.
- Seunghye! / - Yeah?
The old man became a bidet!
- Don't be ridiculous. / - It's true.
Honey, I'm going to wear these short shorts
when we go out. What do you think?
Seunghye, they look a bit too short.
People will be able to see your butt.
Really? Should I wear stockings then?
Dear, what are you up to?
What is it?
What were you up to?
We were doing the backpack dance.
I know this dance too.
Faster! Faster!
(Momentary Home Shopping)
This is Momentary Home Shopping with Lee Munjae
and we'll start now.
The product I'd like to show you today
Yoo Minsang's Europe package tour.
We'll bring in the CEO of Minsang Tour
and talk with you all.
- Mr. CEO. / - Hello.
Hello.
Traveling.
That's right.
Yoo Minsang's Europe package tour
has a great itinerary over 10 days.
Our CEO checked out every location
before including them in the tour.
If you go to the Eiffel Tower,
you'll see he wrote "Yoo Minsang was here."
What are you talking about?
At the Palace of Versailles, "Minsang was here."
At the Tower of Pisa, "Minsang was here."
No, you shouldn't do things like that.
And for blind dates, they just leave.
When he goes clubbing, they all leave.
Don't talk about my personal life!
And you don't have to be worried about
going on Yoo Minsang's Europe package tour.
We offer travel insurance for small accidents
and in case of death, you can receive up to $100,000.
Doesn't that sound reliable?
You lost $1.3 million last month.
What? That means 13 people...
That's right, people.
Yoo Minsang's afterlife package...
Don't you want to go?
Let's cut to a quick commercial break.
It's all about the paste!
Would you like a bowl?
Yoo Minsang's Europe package tour.
What? Hey!
That's totally irrelevant!
What was that?
Allow us to tell you more about our product.
When you go on package trips,
you're forced to buy needless things like
latex pillows and kangaroo wallets.
But with us, you can buy latex wallets
and kangaroo pillows.
You just changed the names around.
That isn't important.
It's all about the lodging, people.
At an affordable cost,
you can stay at this nice place here.
That's right, people.
You'll be shocked when you see the interior.
Take a look.
All you have to do is decide whether you want
to sleep on the floor or on a bed.
These are photos from a love motel!
And we have some special events
prepared with Yoo Minsang's Europe package tour.
We'll be stopping at a nude beach in Spain.
Don't you want to experience it just once?
That's right, people.
If you come to the nude beach,
our CEO will be waiting for you like this!
What is this?
Many people showed up and
immediately left for Korea.
No! Why would you show them this?
Let's hear from Chef Kim Suyeong
about what food we must try in Europe.
Chef Kim Suyeong.
Bonjour, bonjour.
That's right, everyone. If you go to Europe
you can try schweinshaxe in Germany,
escargot in France
and Margherita in Italy.
You should try them all once.
Let's take a look.
Oh, my goodness.
Where did they all go? These are just bones.
- I don't know! / - What? You don't? Hey!
What's his deal?
- What the... / - This leftover is mine!
Hey! Just take all of this!
What's his deal?
Let's cut to a quick commercial break.
♪ Pretty girls like cherries ♪
♪ What happens if I keep getting prettier? ♪
♪ Pretty girls ♪
Yoo Minsang's Europe package tour.
Hey! Hey!
That was irrelevant!
He just came up with that for himself!
Don't you all want it, people?
Please call now.
This has been Yoo Minsang's spicy pork hocks.
- What? / - They're the best!
(Devils)
Hello!
We live on people's misfortune.
We're the devils.
Devils!
These days, many people take photos
without telling others!
They take photos secretly and post them online!
And they spread!
We're going to bring those people misfortune!
Like this!
Did you just photograph me?
No. I didn't photograph anything.
You just photographed me!
I didn't take a photo of you!
Stop overreacting!
Geez! He's the worst!
He'll pay for this!
Excuse me, you just photographed that girl.
No, I didn't.
What's this photo then?
The app took the photo automatically.
Oh...
My phone!
What's your problem?
My arm moved automatically.
Hey.
How is what I photograph with my phone
any business of yours?
Then you all should take photos too!
Alright, then take this! And this!
What was that?
Want some more?
Stop taking photos secretly and do it boldly!
Like this!
It's a lewd photographer!
What the...
Who are you guys?
We're the devils!
These days, a lot of people write this
on the Gag Concert message board.
Change the name of Gag Concert.
Call it Guest Concert!
This isn't "Music Bank!"
And what?
If you have time to show guests,
you should show more of
my favorite comedian Song Wangho.
Hey, is that what your mom wrote?
People that leave comments like that!
We'll bring you misfortune.
That's why we have guests today too!
UNI.T, come on out!
We have guests!
(UNI.T)
Hold it!
You, guy in the front row.
You're with your girlfriend yet you really enjoyed that!
You're smiling ear to ear!
Everyone but two of you leave!
Yeah, I have to be shown. My mom is watching!
Go back in.
Hello, I'm NC.A of UNI.T...
And I'm Yang Jiwon. Hello.
We did some research since we heard
UNI.T would be on the show.
First, NC.A.
The best singer on the team!
Next is Yang Jiwon!
The oldest one on the team!
A 10-year age gap with the youngest member!
I heard you have some talents.
It's crowded at clubs.
So I came up with a dance to create space.
A space-creating dance! Alright.
She's old so her dances are outdated too.
Next is NC.A.
I have a question.
What does NC.A stand for?
It stands for New Creative Artist.
What does that mean?
That's too difficult!
I'll change it to something easier.
NC.A.
Green tea, Americano!
Hold on.
Then how about calling yourself
NCN instead of ordinary Jiwon?
Really?
What's NCN?
NCN. Old fogey!
Old fogey...
So NC.A, I heard you're frequently casted
in variety shows for your great reactions.
Can you show us some reactions?
- I'll show you all. / - Great.
First, when you're happy!
Awesome!
- Very good. / - Next.
You're sad!
Oh, no...
Next, you're surprised!
Lastly, something's funny!
Great reactions!
She's very good.
Your reactions were great.
Please come to Gag Concert next episode too.
- Sure, if I'm invited. / - As an audience member!
You have to wait in line early in the morning.
Thank you.
That was just a joke.
NC.A, how does it feel to be on Gag Concert?
I'm thankful for this wonderful memory.
I think I'll become a fan of Devils.
- Thank you. / - Thank you.
An anti-fan!
That was pretty good.
Jiwon, what are your thoughts?
Me?
I wish I could've been on for longer.
I watch this show every week.
I love it.
- Thank you. / - Thank you so much.
Not this show. "Comedy Big League!"
She said "Comedy Big League" on Gag Concert!
UNI, UNI, UNI.T!
We're the devils!
(Ugly Inside)
♪ This is Yumi World ♪
Welcome. Your entry fee is a kiss.
Free pass!
- Yumi. / - Yeah.
I have something serious to tell you.
What is it? You're scaring me.
- My face keeps changing. / - What?
What do you mean by that?
My face suddenly changes!
A face does not change suddenly.
It takes at least a month.
You go on a liquid diet for a month
until the swelling goes down.
And it's not like your face will change
and the handsome Byeongcheol will disappear.
I love you, Yumi.
It sure is nice to be at this amusement park.
Yeah. Honey, let's go to the haunted house.
That's too scary for me.
Then you can just hold me. Alright?
- Let's go. / - Alright.
- Let's go. / - So scary!
It's not scary.
This is lame.
That wasn't that fun.
Oh, alright, alright.
Geez, that wasn't scary at...
Get out here, Byeongcheol! It's a real ghost!
It's the real deal!
- Save me! / - It's Byeongcheol.
♪ This is Yumi World ♪
The entry fee is a kiss!
What are you talking about?
It's me. Byeongcheol.
You're Byeongcheol?
Hold on... Our matching necklaces...
You have the same one! You're really him!
Oh, no!
- Holy cow... / - Why are you doing this to me?
How about we go to the zoo
and see the orangutan?
I already see an orangutan. No need to see more.
Forget this. I don't need you.
Should we ride a rollercoaster?
I'm about to vomit like I've been on it twice already.
Forget that. I'm not in the mood.
Then what do you want? I'll do anything.
Go get my necklace back.
But you threw it in the lion cage.
Yeah, it's on that one's tooth.
- Go get it. / - Go get it?
Hurry. Hurry!
And don't come back.
Yumi!
Goodness...
Yumi.
I got this out of the lion's mouth.
Are you really Byeongcheol?
It's me. Byeongcheol.
♪ This is Yumi World ♪
It is you.
Byeongcheol, your clothes are ripped. Are you okay?
It's fine. If I look like this,
it means I really made that lion look foolish.
What a relief.
Yumi, I bought you a gift on the way here.
Wow, you're so tough. Thanks.
It's nothing special.
What the... Wooden chopsticks?
- What's this? / - I said it was nothing special.
What was that about?
Hey, want to go on the rollercoaster?
Let's go.
Hold it, hold it.
- Boys. / - I'm fine, Byeongcheol.
You should apologize for bumping into the lady.
- It's fine. You can go. / - What is he saying?
I'm fine..
- You've insulted my lady. / - Stop it, Byeongcheol.
What's this old man saying?
- Old man... Hey, punks. / - Byeongcheol...
- Punk? / - Yeah, punk!
- Punk? / - Achoo!
♪ Seeing you makes me want to sneeze ♪
What are you saying?
I wanted to sing for you.
Hey, forget it. Let's just go.
- Geez! / - I'm sorry.
Byeongcheol, that was pretty embarrassing.
They were no big deal.
What's with your pants?
What the... Why are they so wet?
Yumi! My love Yumi!
Get away from me, pants-wetter! Get lost!
Get lost, pants-wetter!
Honey!
What's going on?
You turned into Choi Minsu and peed your pants!
I don't know, Yumi!
I'm sorry, Yumi. I'm so sorry.
- I won't change again. / - What is this?
Yumi, aren't you hungry?
I'll buy you a delicious burger.
This isn't the time for burgers.
I'll buy your favorite kind. I'll be right back.
What if you change again?
Don't worry. Just give me 10 seconds.
Don't go, honey...
Gosh...
Goodness gracious.
Goodness gracious, he turned into a clown.
Is it good?
Don't hog it all. Give me some!
I'm a part-timer at this park!
Oh, sorry! I'm so sorry.
- This is my lunch break! / - I'm sorry! I'm sorry.
I got your burger, Yumi.
Oh, geez...
So this isn't you and this is you?
- This? / - So it's Byeongcheol.
- Hello. / - He's a part-timer.
Why are you glaring at him?
- What's your deal? / - What is it, Byeongcheol?
- I work part-time at the park. / - He's a part-timer.
Come on. Let's go.
For some reason that guy makes me mad.
Why would you get mad?
Why are you mad? I'm a part-timer here!
Yumi, stand aside.
You're fighting a lot today.
What's with you today?
Why? What is this?
What is this about?
I'm just a part-timer!
What is it?
- Yumi. / - What is this about?
You stay out of this.
You guys both taste good. No need to fight.
No. It's not about the taste.
This is a battle of pride between mascots.
A battle of pride? Why?
Here I come!
What the... Why are you doing this?
Goodness...
That sure looks good.
There's no need for this.
(We Need to Talk 1987)
This concludes the wedding between
Kim Daehui and Shin Bongseon!
Bride and groom, march out!
It's our honeymoon!
Daehui, we're finally in Hawaii for our honeymoon!
It's the first time in my life visiting Hawaii.
Does Bugok Hawaii count?
That isn't important.
Us being together is what's important.
Daehui.
How did I look in my wedding dress?
Funny.
- Stop joking! / - It wasn't a joke.
Oh, right. The officiant.
He laughed when he saw me.
Why did he laugh?
I laughed when I first saw you too.
- Let's just unpack. / - Okay.
Geez, this thing was so heavy.
What the...
Why were you in our bag?
You kids left these bloomers behind.
What's that for?
Make sure to wear this to bed.
If you wear this to bed,
I'll get a grandson that looks just like me!
We just got married today! Don't be ridiculous.
- Get out of here. / - Alright, alright!
Make a grandson that looks like me!
Get out of here!
He startled me...
Now it's just us two...
Honey.
Honey? Gross.
What's wrong with you?
So what? We're married now.
- What's that? / - What?
Stop being so mushy!
So what? We're married now.
Would you stop that?
Forget it then.
Did I stand for too long today?
Why is my back so sore?
Come here. I'll help you stretch.
Ow, ow, my back might break.
Does that feel better?
A little more.
Does that feel nice?
- That felt nice. / - Come on!
Why are you being so gross?
So what? We're married now.
Are you going to poop on me after 10 years?
You're making me thirsty.
Do we have some cold beers?
Bush-clover wine is better for you than beer!
Bush-clover wine is great for men.
But I guess there's no way to tell.
Geez!
How did he get in there?
We haven't eaten in a while. I'm hungry.
We just ate at a buffet 30 minutes ago.
I can't help being hungry.
Alright, I'll order some room service.
Hello, room service?
- What do you want? / - Spaghetti!
One order of spaghetti...
Make that five orders.
Room service.
That was fast.
Spaghetti!
This is eel.
Eel is great for men.
Eat some eel and make me a grandson!
Let me decide that! Get out of here!
Alright, alright.
Make sure you eat the tail, Daehui.
Geez! Would you please! Please!
- Good-bye. / - What's with my dad?
Oh, stop it.
I'll go lock the door.
I locked the door.
Can we even get back out?
Well... There's no reason we have to go out...
It's already bed time.
It's 3 p.m.
Maybe it's because it's spring,
I feel so sleepy after eating.
I have a bad sinus infection.
You mean spring fever, you silly girl.
Daehui! Come here.
The time has finally come...
Daehui...
That tickles! Stop that!
What the...
Did you even brush your teeth?
What's this smell? Geez!
Let's stop this! What's with you?
What's this?
Why is your skin so rough?
Make me a grandson that looks like me!
Please stop it! Please!
Make me a grandson!
(Eunuchs)
We're going to do a surprise event.
It's the Crown Prince's birthday today.
So we're going to surprise him.
Make sure he doesn't catch us.
Here comes the Crown Prince!
- Head Eunuch. / - Yes, Your Grace.
What were you up to?
Nothing, Your Grace.
Did you prepare a surprise for my birthday?
- No! / - No?
Unbelievable...
This is why they say not to keep
strangers in your home.
But I have white hair.
Are you talking back to me?
- You just don't get it, do you? / - It's not like that...
- You need a beating. / - Oh, no...
Get over here!
- Your Grace... / - Come here!
- Anything but that... / - Bend over!
Not that...
Spank, spank! Bad eunuch!
- Take this! / - That hurts!
Are you sorry?
I'm so sorry.
- You two had better reflect too. / - Yes, Your Grace.
Sir.
What are you thinking of?
Of beating that punk to death!
A spanking? A spanking?
If I wasn't a eunuch,
I'd have a son his age!
Sir, how about we eliminate the Crown Prince
who's like a thorn in our side?
Eliminate the Crown Prince?
I'll disguise myself during his party
and take him out secretly.
- You'll disguise yourself? / - That's right.
A eunuch in a disguise?
Why are you laughing?
A eunuch wearing a disguise to a party?
If we don't wear a disguise to the party,
what are we supposed to do?
You should put on pretty makeup.
I'm going to wear smoky makeup to the party.
I'll spray Chanel No. 5.
I'll become the party queen!
You'll look like this.
So pretty!
It's wonderful.
I think I got a bit too worked up.
So... You used to be a general.
How did you end up a eunuch?
It was when we were at war with the savages.
After figuring out the routes they were taking,
I disguised myself as a tree
and whenever an enemy general passed by
I blew a poison dart!
Then a woodpecker came flying.
What was more disgraceful was when
the woodpecker flew away...
I bet that was very disgraceful.
It’s my fault for underestimating nature.
But you survived
so you can escort the party queen.
- The party queen! / - I'm not the party queen yet.
- Sir. / - Yeah?
Sir Jo of Hanyang wants to see you.
- Sir Jo? / - That's right.
Bring him in.
- Bring in Sir Jo! / - Yes.
I'm Jo Jinse from Hanyang.
What is this about, Sir Jo?
My son is always failing the imperial exam
so my family is very worried.
That's why...
I'd like you to give him a government position.
What a big toad.
- Come here. / - Yes.
I'll give him a government position.
As what?
He can be a eunuch.
So annoying...
Head Eunuch.
Mother...
Why are you...
You look very concerned.
Aren't you happy that your son is in
such a high-ranking position?
So what if it's a high-ranking position?
But he made a lot of money
to do nice things for you.
So what if he does nice things for me?
Mother, please cheer up.
I'll cut this gold toad in half.
You're going to cut something again?
- How horrifying! / - Mother! You took the entire toad.
Sir.
Don't be too sad.
You have me.
You're the best, Eunuch Ryu.
You don't have the right to say that, Eunuch Ryu.
What?
Sir.
I saw Eunuch Ryu jogging yesterday.
- Jogging? / - And his legs were very hairy!
Hairy legs?
You might turn into a real man.
It wasn't me, sir!
Let's see if they're hairy or not.
Show me your legs!
Ta-da.
So pretty!
Why did you buy this?
I bought it to go to the beach.
Nice!
You bought that to go to the beach in the summer?
Why are you so angry?
You need this band at the beach!
I'll be the prettiest one at the beach.
I'll be the party queen.
- Party queen! / - Head Eunuch...
Mother!
Goodness!
(Convenient Drama)
The following story
is all a lie.
We'd like to tell you now that we are not
criticizing an existing group or individual.
Convenient Drama.
- Hello, boss. / - Hey.
- Boss. / - Yeah.
We finally opened the business that you wanted.
That's great.
Good work, boys.
I should do something special on a day like this.
Hyeonho.
You're going to smoke a cigarette?
No, I never mentioned a cigarette.
- That's ridiculous... Hyeonho. / - Yes.
- Take a photo. / - Oh...
Make it look nice.
- Did it come out good? / - Yes.
Send me this one.
Alright.
It's only a matter of time before we make money.
As long as we have this pachinko parlor...
Pachinko is a Japanese word.
Let me try again.
As long as we have this slot machine parlor...
Oh, I can't mention gambling.
Then... As long as we have crane claw parlor...
Alright!
Making money is just a matter of time.
People keep playing until they win something.
- It's good money. / - We'll rake in the money.
Oh, right. Did you take care of Song Jungeun?
He'll only interfere with our business.
- I took care of him. / - Alright.
Hey!
Jungeun.
So you survived.
I almost died.
Jungeun, what will you do here by yourself?
What're you going to do about it, fool?
There have been complaints on
the viewer message board
about the overuse of the word "fool"
so I'll revise things and try again.
What're you going to do about it, Jungeun?
You guy.
What'll you do about it, man?
What now, dude?
Minsang...
I don't care that you did this to me.
But did you have to take everything,
you class 20?
You just cussed.
I did not cuss, people.
Minsang is a class 20 KBS comedian
so I called him class 20.
But did you have to take everything,
you class 20 KBS comedian!
That was accurate but somehow offensive.
Someone quiet this guy!
Yes, boss.
This is my chance. I can end this right now!
A knife?
These are nail clippers.
I'll trim you!
Your finger and toe nails!
Bring it!
We'll try not to show you any violent scenes.
(We respect TV regulations)
Alright, what happened?
He's quite powerful.
What? You lost?
You should be ashamed of yourself.
Get on all fours!
You're going to hit me with that?
No, we don't practice mistreating people.
I'll use something else.
This is good. Get on all fours!
I can't use this either?
Look...
No good?
Then this is all I have left.
This...
You'd better say you won't do it again.
- Never again. / - Very nice.
Isn't that nice?
Good job.
Jungeun! Oh, no!
It's dangerous here! Why did you come here?
Please leave Jungeun alone.
It was all my fault!
Hey...
How dare you show yourself here?
If you're a girl, butt out!
Girls, butt out?
You'll get in trouble for saying that.
This has nothing to do with me.
I didn't come up with this. Class 20 did.
What?
Tell them, class 20!
- Stop saying that. / - Alright.
So what happened was...
What Hyeonho meant by that line...
He tends to stutter when
he sees a beautiful woman.
He wanted her to leave
so he could say his lines properly, right?
That's right.
What're you talking about?
Leave Jungeun alone.
You stay out of this!
You can't do that.
You'll get arrested.
I'm not a part of this.
Is that what you practiced in the green room?
I didn't...
- Excuse me... / - You pervert.
Hold on!
How about if I...
What are you doing? This can't be aired!
You pervert.
Leave Jungeun alone!
I was trying to be nice since you're a girl!
You tried to hit a girl!
Wow, that's messed up. Do it again.
Leave Jungeun alone!
I was trying to be nice since you're a girl!
You can't pinch her either.
Do it again.
Leave Jungeun alone!
Just hit me.
I'm a scumbag so I deserve to be hit.
Out of the way, idiot.
No more talking! Just attack!
- Stop right there! / - What the...
Move and I'll shoot!
Was that a real gun?
No. Go!
We respect all the TV regulations.
We'll be back again with another convenient story.
(Bongsunga School)
Hello!
I'm the teacher of Bongsunga School, Kim Daehui.
Shall we get started with class today?
Who are you?
I'm the CEO of the year chosen by "Time" magazine.
I'm the veggie wrap restaurant CEO, Ssam Sara.
- Teacher. / - Yeah.
I believe everyone has a right to live boldly.
Of course.
I like a sexy man.
What the...
Excuse me. What do you think of me?
Do you want to get a drink today?
No thank you. I have a girlfriend.
Wrap slap!
Are you okay?
You should be bold and approach the person...
- That you're into. / - Alright.
What kind of girl do you boys want to approach?
A girl that can fit in my arms.
The perfect fit?
A sexy and chic girl with a cat face.
I'm right here!
Perfect fit.
- You look like beef intestines. / - Wrap slap!
Meow, meow.
- Are you Shin Bongseon? / - Wrap slap!
Public transportation is convenient
but so many people make me frown.
Right.
You should be able to boldly tell
these rude passengers.
What kind of person annoys you boys the most
when you take public transportation?
Guys that manspread.
People that talk loudly on the phone.
But the worst of all
are those perverts that get
too touchy and grabby in crowded subways.
Ladies, we should arm ourselves
to fight off these perverts!
What the...
How's that? Isn't it thrilling?
- Stop pushing with your butt. / - Wrap slap!
Please sit here.
Wrap slap!
It's nice to see how bold you are.
- I'm pretty hot, aren't I? / - You're too bold.
Wrap slap!
This has been Ssam Sara.
Alright.
- So bold. / - Good job, Sara.
Very bold.
Next is CD!
♪ Please just... Even though ♪
♪ The moment I... ♪
♪ I'll give... Everything ♪
It's fine.
I'm going to fill-in for G-Dragon's absence.
I'm C-Dragon or CD.
So how are you going to fill-in for G-Dragon?
I'm going to throw the first pitch instead of him.
It's going to be totally swag.
How are you going to pitch?
I'll exchange signs before pitching.
After exchanging signs, I'll throw the ball.
I'll throw it with swag.
Swag.
And I'll even make the first hit.
Keep my eyes on the ball...
And once the ball comes flying, swing!
What are you doing?
And while G-Dragon is in the army,
I'll make it a trend.
I'll totally make it a trend.
What?
These gloves...
Will become my shoulder pads.
This pom-pom...
Will become my hairpin.
Isn't that awesome?
This home plate and...
Baseball bat will become my guitar.
This will totally be a trend.
- Are you all ready? / - Yeah.
Let's start the performance.
How?
Alright, alright.
Now you'll go sit down.
Alright, I'll go sit down.
I'll totally miss you all.
Good job, CD.
Next is Wu Eongjae!
♪ I'm back, back, back again ♪
Teacher, I drink burdock tea instead of barley tea.
- I'm Wu Eongjae. / - Are you pointing at me?
- Teacher. / - Yeah?
- There are those times. / - What times?
- There are those times. / - What do you mean?
♪ There are those times when Park Hwisun ♪
♪ Looks tired because he has a lot of gigs ♪
♪ But then I saw Hwisun sleeping while seated ♪
♪ So I put a blanket over him ♪
♪ Hwisun said ♪
♪ My eyes are open ♪
♪ Hwisun then said ♪
This is closed and this is open.
♪ What Hwisun needs are two bags of ♪
♪ Magnifying glasses to make his eyes bigger ♪
Good job.
♪ I'll be back, back, back again ♪
Next is the exciting Mix Sejin!
Put your hands up in the air!
DJ Mix time!
Hello, teacher.
I mix everything. I'm DJ Mix Sejin.
Alright, Mix Sejin.
Teacher, I ate nachos before class today
and they were delicious.
Yeah?
I dipped them in cheesil sauce.
Cheesil sauce?
I mixed cheese and basil sauce!
Oh, I see.
Teacher, I love multi-grain rice these days.
It's delicious. Mixing oats into white rice
tasted delicious.
Really?
So I mixed those two!
DJ Mix, drop the beat!
White rice...
Oats...
Oats... White rice!
Oat rice!
Delicious oat rice!
Everyone!
Oat rice!
- Teacher. / - Yeah.
- Want some oat rice? / - No thank you.
I went to the Korean Folk Village recently.
I had trouble picking a souvenir to buy.
I wanted to buy a top
and a short pipe.
So I mixed those two!
DJ Mix, drop the beat!
Top...
Short pipe...
Short pipe... Top!
Short top!
I want a short top!
Everyone!
Short top!
Good job, Short Hwisun.
- Good job. / - Thanks.
- This has been Mix Sejin! / - Alright.
Who wants to talk next?
- Hello, teacher. / - Hey.
I love Korea and I respect Hangeul.
I'm a proud Korean. I'm Kim Seongwon.
Alright, Seongwon.
What kind of English jokes will you do today?
Teacher, I won't speak English.
I made a promise with Director Jeong,
the greatest director in KBS.
- The director of Gag Concert? / - Yes.
That I would never use English again.
Yeah? I trust you then.
Today, I'll talk about the school supplies
that Koreans use often.
First, a pencil.
Pencils are used often,
- An eraser. These are common too. / - Right.
And you can't erase this once you write with it.
They use this clicky brush.
Hold it.
What's this called?
A clicky brush.
Why is this a clicky brush?
It clicks. Clicky brush.
Nobody hear calls that a clicky brush.
You've never heard of a clicky brush?
- They should know. / - Is this called a clicky brush?
No.
- It's a clicky brush... / - You know what this is.
Come on, you know.
Just say it when I give you the chance to.
Ball pen!
B-A-L-L P-E-N!
Ball pen!
Three color ball pen.
White, gold, silver, metal ball pen.
Creative capacitor premium color gel
touch screen ball pen.
Family-sized meat ball pen.
♪ I drank too much coffee ♪
Why are you singing?
Whose song is that?
Ball pen-gan 4.
Director, I'm sorry. I can't not speak English!
No, Seongwon. You can say ball pen.
I still won't use English.
Alright, keep going.
Yes. Next I'll talk about
the snacks that Koreans enjoy
buying from the bakery.
First, they buy sliced bread.
That looks good.
- And milk. / - I want some.
And they also enjoy these sweet and crispy...
Meat patties.
What are those?
Meat patties.
- How are those meat patties? / - They are.
- They're meat patties. / - Are they grilled in a frying pan?
Sure.
- I eat these between buns. / - Those?
Don't be ridiculous.
Meat patties.
Everyone in Korea calls that something else.
Nope. Meat patties.
- Two characters. / - No.
You know this.
Just say it.
Please... Teacher...
Please...
- No! No! / - Just say it.
No...
No!
Cookie!
C-O-O-K-I-E! Cookie!
Almond cookie.
Cherry chocolate chip oatmeal cookie.
Outrageous thick and chewy peanut butter
bittersweet giant pecan pie cookie.
Kim Jong-cookie.
Tae-cookie: The Brotherhood of War.
♪ Hello? ♪
♪ Any cookies there? ♪
Daughter-in-law, the cookie is too salty!
I'm sorry, director.
I can't not speak English!
- Alright, go sit down. / - Alright, sir.
See you next week.
And everyone, enjoy the rest of your night.
Thank you. Bye-bye. I love you.
It's time for the principal to show up.
Hello.
People come first.
I am the 19th principal of Bongsunga School,
Moon Gyojang.
I tend to help out around the house.
Do you know the first thing I do
before I start doing housework?
With those rubber gloves, I bet you do the dishes.
People come first!
This is what I do for fun at home.
The principal from the school next door
is visiting again today. Come on out!
Hello.
What the... They crossed!
What are they crossing?
They crossed again!
Mr. Principal.
I heard you're quite determined to do something.
We plan on shutting down the science lab
at our school in Punggye.
You should come visit.
Of course.
Can I visit with the Chinese school?
Sure. Come with them.
Can I bring the Russian and British schools too?
Sure! Come with them.
Mr. Principal.
You have a call from the American school.
Yes, it's me.
I see. I see.
Then I'll see you at Singapore.
The Japanese school is calling too.
I'm through with them.
Right now...
This isn't the time to talk to Japan.
Then what should come first?
Japan should apologize first.
So anyway, it's vacation season.
Have you planned anything?
Yes, I'm making plans for a vacation.
There are many things to do on vacation.
First, you can stretch at the pool
and go in the water and swim.
You can extend your body like rubber
at the water playground
and swim like a frog through the water.
You can go to a cool vale on a mountain
and enjoy some crispy and refreshing watermelon.
You can go to a head-chilling mountain spirit
bath tub on the peak of Baekdusan,
shove watermelon into your mouth
and chew it like rebar.
Lastly, you can lie down on a beach chair
at a crowded beach
and get a tan with sunglasses on
under the warm sun.
You can pass out on a body-burning chair
at a sea tub swarming with people
as you burn your entire body with dark glasses on.
Do any of the students here have any concerns?
- Me! / - Me!
I'm a bit hungry. Do you have anything to eat?
Would you like to try our school's cafeteria food?
Sure.
Bring it out please.
So... How do I eat this?
You smash it open with a hammer.
What does it say? Why are you two so surprised?
Oh... "People come first."
Is that what it says?
N-No, it does not!
You're all flustered. I think I'm right.
Comrades come first.
I hope you all can share good food
and get along with everyone.
North, North, North, North!
South, South, South, South!